If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.

There is no greater gift you can give or receive than to honor your calling. It’s why you were born. And how you become most truly alive.

I’ve always been under the assumption that death is a one-time, encompassing event.” “Why would you ever think that?

Thank God for the Bible, the Word of God.

The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards.

If you work it will lead to something. It's the people who do all of the work all the time who eventually catch on to things.

Crooked Hillary [Clinton] also wants a 550 percent increase in Syrian refugees to pour into our country .

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.

A good deed here, a good deed there, a good thought here, a good comment there, all added up to my career in one way or another.