If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.

Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!

Had we but world enough, and time...

Candace doesn't have to worry about me being busy in my world without you, because you are my world.

We need to see our collective mind as the vehicle that will take us to the destiny of our dreams

Learning is the heart of discipleship. You can't just take up your cross daily. You need to take up the Bible every day.

The closer journalists came to great issues, the more vulnerable they felt.

A Dirty Clown Is a Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst Politicians.

Only when we understand the holiness of God will we understand the depth of our sin.

There is just one France... one single nation, united in the same destiny.

At heart a truly modest man, he had nevertheless the modest man's pride in his modesty in the face of achievement.