If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.

The searing light of morningAsks unwelcome questions, Fragile hopes soon blistered by daylight.

Friendship allows you to see your own life but with a second sympathetic self.

Dance keeps me fit! It's been a huge benefit in my life and it will forever be a part of me.

In the emerging culture, darkness represents spirituality. We see this in Buddhist temples, as well as Catholic and orthodox churches. Darkness indicates that something serious is happening.

A lot of people are going to hate me for saying this, but one of my least favorite kinds of music, or the kind of music that I feel I've so got out of my system, is musicals music.

There's a market for mysteries for adults. That feeling of opening a book and delving inside and not coming out until you've closed the book.

Mankind has many things that it never knew before. What I can tell you is that human moral values are no longer good.

It is the distance between us that creates language.

In selling as in medicine, prescription before diagnosis is malpractice.

Bad shopping habits die hard.