If language had been the creation, not of poetry, but of logic, we should only have one.

It's incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.

If you hate something thoroughly without knowing why, you can be sure there is something of it in your own nature.

One lie does not cost you one truth, but the truth.

What you can become you are already.

Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses.

Most people are good only so long as they believe others to be so.

If language had been the creation not of poetry but of logic, we should only have one.

With someone who holds nothing but trumps, it is impossible to play cards.

In a good play, everyone is in the right.

That Man, who flees from truth, should have invented the mirror is the greatest of historical miracles.

The law or any practice that is not for the good of the people must be changed.

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

True eloquence consists in saying all that is necessary and nothing but what is necessary.

Government is afraid that people may think the worst and panic about these creepy horrible invaders. So the idea is: We have to avoid panic by all means.

Do I really want to be integrated into a burning house?

I think leaving [death] can be as joyous as - probably more joyous than - being born, because being born is very physically uncomfortable for the baby.

If blood be shed, let it be our own. Let us cultivate the calm courage to die without killing.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?

We don't have to apologize for who we are

No one beats The Legend Killer.. Thats why I'm the greatest in this business!