If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

To see time and life correctly, you must begin to access life as seconds, as minutes and as hours.

Not being changed by prayer is sort of life standing in the middle of a spring rain without getting wet. It's hard to stand in the center of God's acceptance and love without getting it all over you.

It's not about changing "them, " it's about healing YOU.

Their eyes locked.They could see into each other's souls. This was why she had been born.

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may.

To me, climbing is like eating or drinking. I have to do it; it's part of my life.

Birth is the start of loneliness and loneliness the start of poetry.

I'm pretty hard on myself in general.

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

The stone that is rolling can gather no moss;For master and servant oft changing is loss.