If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!

History written in pencil is easily erased, but crayon is forever.

You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.

It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.

Nothing in my life has ever made me want to commit suicide more than people's reaction to my trying to commit suicide.

Oh, and I certainly don't suffer from schizophrenia. I quite enjoy it. And so do I.

Being brave means to know something is scary, difficult, and dangerous, and doing it anyway, because the possibility of winning the fight is worth the chance of losing it.

I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.

Awareness is the enemy of sanity, for once you hear the screaming, it never stops.

Once upon a time is now.

What if I'm an angel without wings to take me home?

Be bold, be a success, and change the world.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

We love our habits more than our income, often more than our life.

Mindfulness, by helping us notice our impulses before we act, gives us the opportunity to decide whether to act and how to act

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

It is vain to find fault with those arts of deceiving wherein men find pleasure to be deceived.

In the interchange of thought use no coin but gold and silver.

Tell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women.

Turn strangers into friends. Turn friends into donors. And then do the most important job: Turn your donors into fundraisers.

A tardiness in nature, Which often leaves the history unspoke, That it intends to do.