If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

...sometimes it's best not to know, because even when you know, it doesn't matter anyway. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is often a responsibility nobody wants.

He really was beautiful. I know boys aren't supposed to be. But he was.

As Christians, we are not to be people without feelings.

It is horrible, yet fascinating, this struggle between a set purpose and an utterly exhausted frame.

If you strive to be perfect in everything, whether it's possible or not, you will always live a more fulfilled life.

Behold this day. It is yours to make.

When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.

But indifference would ultimately commend itself as a devastating weapon.

Give me just one generation of youth, and I'll transform the whole world.

It seems whenever we have a little adversity, the emotions drop. We've fallen out of the race, and it kind of takes the wind out of your sails.