If love is blind I guess I'll buy myself a cane

We are made up of two contrasting ideals: Love And Fear. Pick One and Live.

Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

Fear is where there is no love. Love is where there is no fear.

We take it for granted we know the whole story - We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between selected lines.

Be bitter, stay angry, and blame everyone!

I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and says on the side, like in gold, 'Sorry I'm Late'.

November Rain is a song about not wanting to be in a state of having to deal with unrequited love.

When I was a kid, I was told rock n' roll wasn't music. It wasn't art. Queen was my proof, my evidence, that these people were wrong - and they meant everything to me.

I guess I like who I am now. I'd just like to have a little more internal peace. I'm sure everybody would.

God gave the seed, but he wants the fruits back. Pick the seeds up. Plant the best ones. He promised the rain. It will be a bumper harvest!

Focus on no enemies, liberate armies of truth— give berth to your worldview.

You know, those of us who leave our homes in the morning and expect to find them there when we go back - it's hard for us to understand what the experience of a refugee might be like.

Quotes are like cayenne pepper or some other strong spice: a little goes a long way, and too much is a disaster.

Of all afflictions, the worst is self contempt.

I was lucky to have my wife as the art director, and it turned out to be quite something - a great success. I'm very proud of it.

The greatest powers cannot injure a man's character whose reputation is unblemished among his party.

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning.