If love is like driving a car, then I must be the worst driver in the world. I missed all the signs and ended up lost.

Love isn't something to be given on whim, or shelved when it isn't convenient. Love is gift, a promise, and a belief in another person. If you treat it as such, it will fulfill you always

The moment after being let go, when we can finally let it go, is the moment when love once again has hope.

You can chase love. If you are lucky enough to catch it…is it really yours?

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol.

In love there are two things - bodies and words.

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.

Sunsets are so beautiful that they almost seem as if we were looking through the gates of Heaven.

Truth . . . and if mine eyes Can bear its blaze, and trace its symmetries, Measure its distance, and its advent wait, I am no prophet - I but calculate.

What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

If we are to begin to try and understand life as it will be in 1960, we must begin by realizing that food, clothing and shelter will cost as little as air

... and yet he could also be very charming, in a bookish, infinitely apologetic way.

In order to play musically you have to learn the art of exaggerating.

It's always better to be kind. I'm glad I know why." -Wanda