If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

People who steal your time are much more dangerous than people who steal your money.

I hope we meet again, " said Ramman."I do too, " Tel Hesani said, then added underneath his breath, "Although I fear it won't be in this world.

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.

For of all sad words of tongues or pen the saddest are these: It might have been.

I got into guitar because no parent will buy their eight-year-old kid drums, unless they're divorced and trying to get back at their wife.

I don't think that care homes are all rotten old places that ought to be shut down.

Having a manicure pulls a look together. Hands are the first thing people see after your face.

As soon as the first person wrote about me, the articles became just blatant, all-out lies. I consider it slander. If I cared more, I'd kill them.

Fortunately work begets work.

An artist is a person who lives in the triangle which remains after the angle which we may call common sense has been removed from this four-cornered world.