If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and you will be happy.

Mind is your greatest asset..

Strength is wearing a smile even when you are wailing inside!

But without doubts, without a standpoint reached through questionings, human beings can't acquire knowledge.

On sensitive issues, talk isn't cheap - it takes real courage to pry open topics nailed shut.

A horse, if he happens to have a contemptuous disposition, can sneer very effectively.

Self-interest is an inexhaustible source of convenient illusions. The number of beings who wish to see truly is extraordinarily small.

...it is the greatest achievement of a teacher to enable his students to surpass him.

The search for God's presence was much of a mystery as God himself, and what was God if not a mystery?

I don't listen to punk any more, unless it's right before I play. Not that I don't like it, it's nostalgic. But, it's for kids and it should be it's not art, it's expression.