If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

Sin compels man to do those things that are not pleasing to God

In the realm of ideas, everything depends on enthusiasm. ... In the real world, all rests on perseverance.

I like the rock documentaries that make it seem real. Some rock documentaries are meant to make the bands look larger than life.

I can't imagine a life without humor. Especially if you have an existential understanding of life, you must acknowledge the absurdity of it all.

The world needs role models, instead of critics.

I work with people like Spielberg and Abrams all the time.

I have seen my Lord with the eye of my heart, and I said: 'Who are You?' He said: 'You.'

Your self image is so powerful it unwittingly becomes your destiny.

Takes more than combat boots to make a man.

He is truly great that is little in himself, and that maketh no account of any height of honors.