If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Give everyone you meet a precious gift

I am the Mud Hut I Grew Upon

Sports figures are to the '70s what movie stars were to the '60s.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

Life hurts at times. It hurts to have a body at times, hurts to be born, hurts to live, hurts to die, but it can be ecstasy beyond comprehension. You can know that ecstasy. It is inside of you.

Only those who go where few have gone can see what few have seen.

Whatever goal you give to your subconscious mind, it will work night and day to achieve.

Being a classical musician, you're doing many things anyway. One day you're doing Bach concerto and the next you're doing some avant-garde thing. It's just another hat that I'm allowed to wear.

Winning is everything in Hollywood.

I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.