If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

... even though we belong to three different religions. We are alike in so many more ways than we are different.

But when it comes down to it, we all die alone.

...a woman not yet seen, but whose perfume accumulates on the horizon like a storm cloud.

If you said, 'What is the most important aspect of winning football games?' I don't think I could give you an answer to that question.

The goal of a passionate artist is to try and make a masterpiece each and every time, yet be wise enough to know you will fall short.

If a guy is a good athlete, he'll end up being a pretty decent golfer if he just takes it up. But you never master it; even the best players in the world never master the game.

Zeal is fit for wise men, but flourishes chiefly among fools.

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

I don't want to be a rock star all my life. I couldn't bear to end up like Elvis Presley in Las Vegas with all those housewives and old ladies coming in with their handbags.

I've used [drum machine] because I have to have the perfect tempo.