If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Imagination is a divine creativity.

You are born, you live and then you die. But when you forgive you are free to live again!

I think life becomes a fabric of choices, interwoven, all related... I split my life into these two things, thief and lady

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!

There is no disgrace in an enemy suffering ill at an enemy's hand, when you hate mutually.

I stayed involved with music my whole life. I was always playing with other people.

Custom doth make dotards of us all.

How delightful is the company of generous people, who overlook trifles and keep their minds instinctively fixed on whatever is good and positive in the world around them.

The Poet, gentle creature as he is, Hath, like the Lover, his unruly times; His fits when he is neither sick nor well, Though no distress be near him but his own Unmanageable thoughts.