If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been "Catch Me In Two Days."

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

I was always in the right place at the right time, always willing to take advantage of an opportunity.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.

It's not what a man has but what a man is that's important.

The front of a cheque alone gives someone enough information to steal your identity.

What bothered me most was their lack of style. I learned early that class is universally admired. Almost any fault, sin or crime is considered more leniently if there's a touch of class involved.

Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

Remember what being an adult is: It has nothing to do with money or awards.

I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses your information, they are stealing the bank's money, not yours.

Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl.

Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth.

Never sit under a tree waiting for the apple to fall. Climb the tree, grab that apple!When it comes, never be inert and take your time, TIME TO MOVE!

I have lots of ideas. The problem for me has always been which one to do.

If you loved, sooner or later you always lost; that was the penalty you had to pay for loving. Grief can be endured - somehow. But how poor and bare would be a life which had nothing to grieve over!

A real writer [...] looks not in another writer but himself.

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

Requiring a lot of time does not make a task important.

It's very strange, for example, in North Korea where the volcano at the Chinese border is some sort of the mythical birthplace of the Korean people.