If my mother hadn't thrown my football boots on the fire, I might have become as famous as Denis Compton.

Ladies playing cricket? Absurd. Just like a man trying to knit

Pitches are like wives, you never know how they're going to turn out.

Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilised by education: they grow there, firm as weeds among stones.

Wherever you go, go with love.

A victory with so many victims is nothing but the biggest defeat!

A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.

What is it to enjoy life? Sit at the beach? No. What it is is that you have to do something, you have be productive, make a contribution to the society, to the family, to yourself.

Logic is an excellent weapon when employed correctly.

This is the way photography can be cruel... in the sense that it describes everything, even the things we are not necessarily aware we're revealing.

It is an utter shame to spend millions on the sanctuaries while millions are dying of hunger! Institutional religion must go to Hell even only for this infamy!

I also love the makers of South Park, because they're political, strong, and they're making all of these comments that would get you shot for if you did it in a drama.

People who are tired of K Street corruption and Wall Street greed are ready for Main Street Values.