If my university years taught me anything, it was that the smarter a woman's background, the more primitive her bedchamber

When I was editor of the Erotic Review I fielded endless phone calls from elderly readers who thought I might like to pop round in my spare time and thrash them

Sometimes before it gets betterthe darkness gets bigger. The person that you'd take a bullet foris behind the trigger.

You can run from the past, but it always catches up with you.

I think it is a good thing that the Trinity is confusing If it weren't, we wouldn't have the desire to learn more.

God pays but not weekly wages.

I've never dated anyone in Hollywood - or anyone famous, for that matter. I don't know that I'm ever gonna write a song that you will know who it's about.

I was almost always true to you.

People change when they hurt enough that they have to change, learn enough that they want to change, receive enough that they are able to change.

I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor.

The school sent you flowers. I’m sure that totally makes up for the fact that they hired the psychotic, soul-stealing pedophile who murdered you in your own home.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.