If my wife finds comfort in trite Gispy homilies, I have no objection to your offering them. However, if you ever kiss her again, no matter how platonic the fashion, I'll make a eunuch of you.

I want to fill every part of you, breathe the air from your lungs and leave my handprints on your soul. I want to give you more pleasure than you can bear.

A man's vanity is more fragile that you might think. It's easy for us to mistake shyness for coldness, and silence for indifference.

He looked like a fallen angel, replete with all the dangerous male beauty that Lucifer could devise.

Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together.

Nature had squandered an unreasonable quantity of male beauty on this undeserving creature.

It’s impossible, ” he snapped. “Why?” “Because I’m Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent. I can’t be celibate. Everyone knows that.

You fault me for having standards?' Sebastian countered icily.'Not at all. I fault you for having two sets of them.'~ Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent & Cam Rohan.

I spend one evening with a handsome merman, and I become a silly mermaid with a crush.

Walk, act and speak in confident.

Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur.

I just know I'm going to be an actress. I want it so bad.

I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

The one way, possibly, out of this is for [Bashar] Assad to abdicate and plead, perhaps to Russia or somewhere else. Would save another wave of civilian casualties if we could get him to abdicate.

My love is my weight. Because of it, I move.

Every trace of the old philosophy and literatureof the ancient world has vanished from the face of the earth.

Hey, Sunshine, your friend’s awake. What’s his name? (Starla) I don’t know, Starla. I didn’t ask. (Sunshine) You look like a Steve. Are you hungry, Steve? (Starla)