- If no one understands anything in the same way, what use is communication? - The best way to recycle empty soup cans is to tie a string to them and talk to yourself - from up to a mile away.

- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer!-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D

I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible.

If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.

There is no bigger weapon than brain, yet the time is more powerful in the World.

Death's gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clowns.

I know it's an experience that I need to have if God's putting me through it.

When the passion isn't there, the drive isn't there and it just doesn't last for me.

I want to be the best leadoff hitter of our time.

Not only is health a normal condition, but it is our duty not only to attain it but to maintain it.

The real secret of magic is that there is no magic.

I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

In the end all collaborations are love stories.