If on your journey you should encounter GOD, GOD will be cut

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, and like a forest it's easy to lose your way … to get lost … to forget where you came in.

Revenge is never a straight line.

Before every show, I have to put perfume on. I know the crowd's not necessarily going to smell me, but when I smell good, I feel like I can dominate the room.

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.

Someone once told me that the '…Baby One More Time' video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.

God knows, I haven't always been successful.

Our military plans should be based on the assumption of unpredictability, rather than on carefully drawn, static models of the world.

People have always told me a lot that I remind them of Joyce DeWitt.

Leaders should leave behind them assets and a legacy.

I always try to be different. I always want to surprise myself.

I don't kiss on screen. Period.

The more we pay for any truth, the better is our bargain.