If one could run without getting tired I don't think one would often want to do anything else.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If I’m perplexed by the fact that I’m constantly lost, maybe somewhere in my head I’ve determined that being lost serves a greater purpose than being found.

To be happy, you simply need to choose happiness and it comes from within not without.

An artist is merely a tool with which art molds itself.

I hurt all the damn time because my stupid heart has decided for one reason or another that it can't survive without being next to yours. -Chase

God knows I'm no the thing I should be Nor am I even the thing I could be.

When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!

Surgery is always second best. If you can so something else, it’s better. Surgery is limited. It is operating on someone who has no place else to go.

Failure makes us envious. Success makes us greedy.

Books are defensive, not offensive (unless you're the puzzled adult trying to make the kid with the book interact).

For the outer sense alone perceives visible things and the eye of the heart alone sees the invisible