If one doesn't talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Connections only caused a ripping pain no one deserved.

Stupidity is not my forté however, there is immense entertainment value in playing the dumb blonde...

I know I'm good when I'm hitting the ball the other way - that's Albert Pujols.

It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.

When I started I would have called myself an artist but the discipline I chose in art was music and text.

If there is any truth to the old proverb that "one who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client," the Court now bestows a constitutional right on one to make a fool of himself.

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

If something is as smart as you, do you treat it differently if it isn't a human?

The idea of the solitary hero can be quite an unhealthy one, and we need to pool our efforts and be heroic together!

Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.