If one isn't parsimonious before Christmas one can't be munificent when it arrives.

the creative mind is as delicately balanced as the needle trembling in a compass; the presence of antagonistic metal deflects it instantly.

Cynicism's always a pose - always.

When in doubt, always start a new paragraph.

Some people should never be told truth. Their stomachs are not mature enough for that type of food

Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way.

The exact measure of the progress of civilization is the degree in which the intelligence of the common mind has prevailed over wealth and brute force.

Have you ever been to a place you're supposed to love, but all you can think about is home?

Unused to the situations in which I find myself, and embarassed by the slightest difficulties, I seldom discover, till too late, how I ought to act.

Look for the seams (on a knuckleball) and then hit in-between them.

Sometimes when you do things right, there's no results.

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

Regardless of how badly you handled yesterday, today provides a fresh opportunity to do things right!

Working anti-social shifts in a difficult environment is undoubtedly challenging. But even militant staff may privately concede that some of the working conditions they enjoy are unusually benign.