If one lied, or put you down, don't mourn don't grieve, for why do you care, you don't want to be friends with the mean.

Courage is meant to be strong, while fear is meant to be broken

I am a vegan because I don't want to support the cruel industry that goes on on farms everyday.

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.

It seemed everything would be alright after all.

Faith points us beyond our problems to the hope we have in Christ.

You fault me for having standards?' Sebastian countered icily.'Not at all. I fault you for having two sets of them.'~ Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent & Cam Rohan.

If Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house.

It'd be cool to be a vampire. Vampires are the best beast you can ever be. Call me egotistical, but I love the whole idea of immortality.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Off Cape Horn there are but two kinds of weather, neither one of them a pleasant kind.

Men are in general so tricky, so envious, and so cruel that when we find one who is only weak, we are too happy.

They spend more time in analyzing, in collecting materials, and in hard thinking than on prayer, on seeking God's mind, and on waiting for the power from above.