If one's bowels move, one is happy, and if they don't move, one is unhappy. That is all there is to it.

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.

Those who are wise won't be busy, and those who are too busy can't be wise.

Happiness for me is largely a matter of digestion.

In contrast to logic, there is common sense, or still better, the Spirit of Reasonableness.

A good traveler is one who who does not know where he is going to, and a perfect traveler does not know where he came from.

And we ask ourselves, if there is a God, how can this happen? Better to ask, if there is a God... must it be sane?

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. The past is history. The future is mysterious. Then tomorrow—this starts all over again.

And no one will listen to us until we listen to ourselves.

My father always said, 'The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.'

Change based on principle is progress. Constant change without principle becomes chaos.

I think professional sports, football, to use it as an example, it's fundamentally a form of entertainment.

You can't do an impersonation of somebody nobody knows.

When we have arrived at the question, the answer is already near.

Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.'

Mental inertia is death.