If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Creativity is choice-making.

Travel with the wit of an adult, and the wonder of a child.

This wasn't the last of it. Now that Finia was carrying his baby, they would be together forever, whether she liked it or not.

Only by joy and sorrow does a person know anything about themselves and their destiny. They learn what to do and what to avoid.

If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society, then the reverse was wrong, too.

How can a young person learn whether he chose the correct way? He thinks he has a special idea, and then he discovers that he is completely inappropriate for it.

As the end approaches, there are no longer any images from memory - there are only words.

People are pretty respectful for the most part.

When I was younger, I was always a musician that could play by ear better than I could analytically.

Fate will find a way.