If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

If you have to beg someone to be in your life, they don't belong there.

He's a novice - he should keep his opinions to Japanese football

If a person can turn from predicting illness to anticipating recovery, the foundation for cure is laid.

What you call types of mind are only mental ages.

I did not compose my work as one might put on a church vestment... rather it sprung from the truly fervent faith of my heart, such as I have felt it since my childhood.

As federal lawmakers, we have a responsibility to set a precedent for energy efficient practices.

A second can feel like forever if what follows is heartbreak.

Get a grip, get a life, and get over it.

Enough of this occupation, terror and abuse. We are not in need of your help. We are able to combat and defeat terrorism, and achieve unity. We are not in need of your bases, your experience and etc.

This is the Great Theatre of Life. Admission is free, but the taxation is mortal. You come when you can, and leave when you must. The show is continuous. Goodnight.