If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Beauty is truth, truth beauty, —that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know

Cry your grief to God. Howl to the heavens. Tear your shirt. Your hair. Your flesh. Gouge your eyes. Carve out your heart. And what will you get from Him? Only Silence. Indifference.

Only the goodness of heart and an intellect to match can produce such a perfect woman in nature.

Recent global challenges suggest the themes in "The RISING SEDITION" foreshadow fiction becoming reality!! RT

I don't want to be the person who has the gigantic headlines: 'Look Who So-and-So Is Dating Now.' That, to me, isn't really who I am.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

I do like to go to movies. I like to be in the theater. I like the event of it.

We are pioneers and the history of pioneers is not that good.

You can search high & low to find happiness on earth, yet unless you love yourself, you will never find your true belonging.

I learned about life from life itself, love I learned in a single kiss and could teach no one anything except that I have lived with something in common among men.