If only it were as easy to do the work of othersas it is to criticize their performance.

If you wait for inspiration to write you're not a writer, you're a waiter.

Each step you take reveals a new horizon. You have taken the first step today. Now, I challenge you to take another.

If skydiving were safe, the parachute center would not require you to sign a waiver.

If only it were as easy to do the work of others as it is to criticize their performance.

Write on a subject you love. Your profit center should also be your passion center.

Copyright? Copy RIGHT: Steal ideas, steal facts but do not steal words.

If the big publishers are doing so well, why do they require writers to send return postage with their manuscripts?

Do not collaborate with someone you would not go camping with.

A manuscript not submitted is a book not published.

Many first-time authors are not concerned about the advance or royalties, they want the notoriety. They get smarter on their second book and look for the money.

I owe everything I am and everything I will ever be to books.

Our success or failure is not in the hands of our leaders. It is in our.

You never know how things are going to go. I think you hope that people are going to dig what you do and that you're going to get the chance to do it on a really comfortable level.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl.

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.

George Bush and his gang imagine they are being political geniuses.

The wine-cup is the little silver well, Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell.

Of course, not everybody's willing to go out and do the experiments, but for the people who are willing to go out and do that, - if the experiments don't work, then it means it's not science.

I think a lot of people haven't even seen my videos but just hearing my name are like "Oh, that's that dumb Internet thing." And I'm definitely trying to shake that a little bit.