If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, that would have been the one for him.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.

One can never have enough socks

So, if anyone ever tells you no, of anyone says your voice isn't important or your dreams are too big, remember these women. They persisted and so should you.

If intimidation is your game plan, I hope you have a better one.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

One cannot comprehend Him through reason, even if one reasoned for ages.

I'm trying to trick people into thinking about the unthinkable by using pop culture images.

To be honest with you, I (would) much rather play basketball and not be famous.

The very valuable time of the humanity often passes with the incredible stupidities and with the local matters not worth a penny!

Do you have a dollar on you? I hate to answer questions for nothing.

One included all, and all were contained in one.

Everyday you wake up on the right side of the dirt is a good one.