If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

Reading's not a luxury, art's not a luxury. It's about your soul, and it's about yourself. And if reading is a luxury, being human is a luxury

Sir, we have a saying in our country: ‘There’s no government, like no government.

The last thing that I want to do is to have the United States be a foil.

I have a definition of success.

By themselves, they are not enough; we also need to engage in political action.

The atomic bomb is too dangerous to be loose in a lawless world.

Writers are always critical of themselves and I'm no exception. I always feel that maybe I could have done better.

You've got to hit 30 before you hit 40.

excuse me' he added, taking the opera glasses out of her hands and looking over her bare shoulder at the row of boxes opposite, 'i'm afraid i'm becoming ridiculous

For us chess players the language of artist is something natural.