If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

Talking doesn't mean you have said something. What really matters is the message your words carry, not the sound, but the reveberation it causes on the soul.

Why should I be perfect.. when I'm already imperfectly perfect. And that's what is unique and perfect about me.

I had a long-lasting love affair with the flavors from Japan and the hustling New York street vendors. And, of course, a life-changing return to Ethiopia has made huge impacts on my life in food.

Leadership is not a popularity contest it's about leaving your ego at the door. The name of the game is to lead without a title.

Cheerfulness is among the most laudable virtues. It gains you the good will and friendship of others. It blesses those who practice it and those upon whom it is bestowed.

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

Love heals all wounds and not just time alone.

Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?

Pete Rozelle used television to get the game to the American public by creating the Super Bowl and making it the biggest sporting event in the world.