If (or rather when) you move to death, you’ll learn its language through the educational process known as total immersion. (7)

Why write wrong if the writing won’t right the wrong? (90)

The daemon wind died down, and the bloated, fungoid moon sank reddeningly in the west.

You have no idea how big the other fellow's troubles are.

I do have a lot of time for people in my life, and friendship is a very important subject for me. I think I'm unusual among the writers I know in that respect.

Back in the day I took a lot of supplements and tons of amino acids. Still do. But back then it was pretty unusual. That's how I got the nickname The Chemist.

Bells call others, but themselves enter not into the Church.

orthodoxy is a fixed habit of mind. The average man and woman hug their orthodoxies and spit their venom on those that outrage them.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

I've been acting for a while, but theater is pretty different. I've never been in a play.

Strike fast, strike hard, strike often.