If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It's a pleasure to create a smile on people's face, and a gratification to see it on the people you love.

The reality is, sometimes you lose. And you're never too good to lose, you're never too big to lose, you're never too smart to lose, it happens.

The things I can't change are the reasons you'll love me

He that needs five thousand pound to live, Is full as poor as he that needs but five.

Fight piracy; don't squash innovation.

Who saves his country violates no law.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

You need this sort of a tailwind to make a startup successful.

A lie never lives to be old.