If people but knew their own religion, how tolerant they would become, and how free from any grudge against the religion of others.

Selfishness keeps man blind through life.

Was it the case that colours dimmed as the eye grew elderly? Or was it rather that in youth your excitement about the world transferred itself onto everything you saw and made it brighter?

Where there is unity, there is always victory

Suppose you could gain everything in the whole world, and lost your soul. Was it worth it?

I enjoy comedy and I hope that people enjoy watching me do it.

Five percent seems very little to ask when you consider that the artist, through his or her efforts over many years, is largely responsible for the increased value of their work.

Any book is a Good Book, and wherever they keep the Good Book safe is also the House a the Lord.

I nursed a worthless, pint drinker for twelve years and when my lazy, life-sucking, daddy finally died, I swore to God with tears in my eyes I'd never marry one. And then I did.

If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.

I feel no sympathy for my food.