If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Unfortunately, 'post racism' is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie.

You get the best out of others when you get the best out of yourself.

Smiling back at her, it occurs to me that I've never met a mean librarian.

I love to play music.

We must leave these beginnings, beings, believings- man, what are you growing?

Pagers are my life--I try to get them in to our music as much as possible.

I think when you're in love with someone, it reveals a lot about yourself. You either rise to your highest highs or you stoop to your lowest lows.

As part of the National Strategy, the Government should commit itself to the virtual elimination of functional illiteracy and innumeracy.

I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.

I bring you with reverent hands The books of my numberless dreams.