If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The purpose of influence is to "speak up for those who have no influence." (Pr.31:8) It's not about you.

It’s not love that the past needs in order to survive, it’s an absence of choices.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

No reasonable man, much less a Christian, can or should take part in the efforts of Communists and Socialists

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

I find that many entrepreneurs are trying to do everything when it would be cheaper and more time-efficient to delegate, even if there are monetary costs associated with that.

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more.

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

It seems we always exceed even our own expectations-after a lot of hard work, though!