If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed, but either too stiff, too tight, or too fashionable.

To be truly elegant one should not be noticed

Fashions come and go; bad taste is timeless.

The problem with our existence is that our experiences contain more hate than love.

Who's your fat friend ?

Starch makes the gentleman, etiquette the lady.

Shut the door, Wales.

All religions are mere echoes of this one great religion of Humanism.

If you shake a tree, fruit must fall, no matter how reluctant it is.

The bible divides mankind, god will decide our fate.

Pride works frequently under a dense mask, and will often assume the garb of humility.

To me there's no difference between a book of stories and a novel - they're just slightly different shapes.

No matter how much money you earn, you can only eat three meals a day and sleep in one bed.

My job driving the ambulance was not very severe, you did what you were supposed to do. That was my main job.

Tell my father I wish to be his son.

I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data".

I hope that there will be no particular need for us to attract external funding. It is worth noting that despite the fact the turnover is smaller now we are still maintaining a trade surplus.