If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Locate the problems in people’s lives with the intention of finding a solution

I used to be afraid of the dark until I learned that I am light and the dark is afraid of me.

Loneliness is really a wonderful companion that can show us so much about ourselves and others.

It's never been a point of reference to look to a man. It's not always a good thing, I suppose, but I think independence is always preferable to dependence.

If men ever discovered how tough women actually are, they would be scared to death.

Everyone and everything is in some degree or other our teacher.

When equal armies battle, the grieving one will be victorious.

You cannot give up on the American dream. We cannot allow our fears and our disappointments to lead us into silence and into inaction.

Sometimes I have no choice but to wear my hair and I try to make it look as normal as possible, but no, there's no chance.

The short words are best, and the old words, when short, are the best of all.