If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Do not to look at what you are seeing, do not look at the visible work

I love you, " he murmured into my hair. "You are my night and stars, the fate I would fix myself to in any life.

The soul accepts the mystery within and all around, immersing itself in it, celebrating it.

The past was gone and the future had yet to unfold, and he knew he should focus his life on the present…yet his day-to-day existence suddenly struck him as endless and unbearable.

Not yesterday, not tomorrow, only today can be given form. Only this architecture creates.

Frank was the BOSS and was not open to anything that was not from his head. There were no arguments about music because if you did, he would show you where the door was. Period.

I never pretended to be a great actor.

Perhaps it is better to wake up after all, even to suffer, rather than to remain a dupe to illusions all one's life.

A book is a loaded gun.

During three decades, along all the highways of my youth, Frank had always been there for me.