If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.

If no one else has ever told you this before, I will tell it to you one more time and hope you believe it and never forget it for the rest of your life: You deserve to be treated well.

Your love is the ultimate love that empowers all your efforts, a true love for what is indestructibly and perpetually you.

It's usually better to focus on partying and let the other stuff take care of itself.

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.

We do what we like, and we like what we do.

Sometimes you have to open yourself to the random possibilities of, I guess, destiny.

You always have to take responsibility for the choices you made. Once you can come to that truth, it's a very satisfying and relieving feeling. You don't have to fight anymore, you just get to do.

Someone who claims to know what happens after death is probably someone we should be suspicious of -- they might be a ghost.

We can only learn so much about our minds, because we are using our minds to do so.

At least once in their life, every man should feel what it's like to wear high heels.

Those happy memories now added to my sorrows.

Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.

Bureaucracy has committed murder here in the greater New Orleans area, and bureaucracy has to stand trial before Congress now.

The solution is always spiritual, and it almost never has anything to do with the problem ... laughter is carbonated holiness.

Bucket filling is in the eye of the bucket holder, not the bucket filler. Fill their buckets with things that are important to them ... not you.

Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

I had ambition not only to go farther than any man had ever been before, but as far as it was possible for a man to go.

For me, exercise is more mental than physical. I crave it for my sanity. Not just the endorphins, but my energy, confidence, and relaxation are all motivated by it.

Girls scare me more than boys. Boys are cruel. Girls are mean.

Poetry makes people nervous. Especially in schools.