If positivity is not your mindset, then reset

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Poetry is an art of telling the poet’s own truth my bending and twisting it with his or her own emotional bulldozer.

And while I initially resisted, the thought of touching her, of her wanting me to touch her . . . Well, damn, I just wasn't strong enough to abstain from that.

What would the daughters of the rich do with themselves if the poor ceased to exist?

A courteous, yet harrowing Grace, As Guest, that would be gone

True Hospitality is welcoming the stranger on her own terms. This kind of hospitality can only be offered by those who've found the center of their lives in their own hearts.

I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick?

Dale Earnhardt told me it doesn't matter if fans boo or cheer, as long as they're making noise.

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart, hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.

The U.N. is an American-based bastion of foreign spies. Russia has more spies in the U.S. than there are members of the F.B.I.

The revolution begins at home. If you overthrow yourself again and again, you might earn the right to help overthrow the rest of us.