If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell.

Every test successfully met is rewarded by some growth in intuitive knowledge, strengthening of character, or initiation into a higher consciousness.

Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principle of evil.

He who serves our Führer, Adolf Hitler, serves Germany, and he who serves Germany, serves God.

This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins.

You can't control what people gravitate to and what they don't. We can only control the work that we do and try to give it the best that we can.

Real style is not having a program - it's how one behaves in a crisis.

When you reach out to hurting people, that’s when God is going to make sure your needs are supplied. When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance.

Taking pictures is like panning for gold. You do it again and again, and sometimes you find a nugget.

If you're interested in expanding your network, you can't go wrong with Twitter. You don't need to be a celebrity to have fun and grow your network with Twitter.

All these corporate reports say they want zero carbon. Well that is ridiculous, because you are not telling us what you are, you are telling us what you are not.