If religion does not make us better people, it will make us very much worse. And of all the bad men who have lived, the religious "bad man" is the worst of all.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If this were real life, Ed would have looked at her neck-bite, dead, burp, credits.

It's not unusual to find big political shifts that take place beneath the surface before they're visible above the surface.

What's the difference between a bright, inquisitive five-year-old, and a dull, stupid nineteen-year-old? Fourteen years of the British educational system.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

Grow with discipline. Balance intuition with rigor. Innovate around the core. Don't embrace the status quo.

To be able to forget means sanity.

Shouldn't letting go be painless if you've never learned how to hold on?

Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn't embarrassed that he or she asked.

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.

I knew what I did and I knew how I did it, but I didn't know why.