If seizures can't stop me, nothing can.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

If I can't feel, if I can't move, if I can't think, and I can't care, then what conceivable point is there in living?

It is by desiring to grow in love that we receive the Holy Spirit, and the thirst for more charity is the effect of this more abundant reception.

I took the batteries out my mysticism / 
And put them in my thinking cap

You have to appear wiser and more prudent than is required by the people you are dealing with if you want to give a high opinion of yourself.

It is a truism that one person who wants something is a hundred times stronger than a hundred who want to be left alone.

All the hills and vales along Earth is bursting into song, And the singers are the chaps Who are going to die perhaps.

The very essence of success is practice.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

Ain't nothing like the real thing.

The title of Ultracrepidarian critics has been given to those persons who find fault with small and insignificant details.