If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

If money is a science, then it is a dark science...it has gone on developing...by its own rules

We went to church every Sunday. When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.

The game of life is the game of everlasting learning. At least it is if you want to win.

I loved The Fall; I was kind of obsessed with that show.

We all have wings, but they have not been of any avail to us and if we could tear them off, we would do so.

Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.

Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.

Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.

If somebody wants to learn their why, either you help them or send them over to their course. All of this stuff helps.

Inspiration and genius -one and the same.