If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.

It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.

Your personal dignity was always more important to you than mere emotion, wasn't it?

This won't stop her from getting elected...Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy.

You know, " I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here, " he said.

I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.

Be an ocean of peace

Juliet, the dice were loaded from the start. / When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?

Only the willing to suffer can conquer suffering.

love being such, or such, the normal corners of your heart will never guess how much my wonderful jealousy is dark

Nobody but radicals have ever accomplished anything in a great crisis.

Financial independence is the ability to live from the income of your own personal resources.

The first thing a fascist regime does is burn books. To not have them around would mean to make sure they're not written in the first place.

People are ultimately threatened by young people taking positions of power.

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

If artists slowly learn how their business works, they'll have the ability to grow at any rate they can dream up, but they'll also have the ability to control the message whatever that might be.