If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Why do they call it losing your virginity, anyway? It's Not Like I don't know where I left it." "You'd be surprised how many people don't.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

Only the living water can satisfied our thirst.

When people start talking about Right and Left, they stop talking about right and wrong.

My own preferred fitness regime is to use my bicycle.

When Lebanon started its resistance it was a small and divided country.

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

After my final Breaking Dawn scene, I felt like I could shoot up into the night sky and every pore of my body would shoot light. I felt lighter than I've ever felt in my life.

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.

I'm so pleased to see us talking gender specific messages that are focusing on men on a way I think it needs to be focused in on and I think it's important.