If size really mattered, the whale, not the shark, would rule the waters.

A genuine smile is one of the world’s rarest treasures.

A fish that is afraid of drowning in a river is ignorant of its gifts.

A diamond earns its sparkle from the pressure it endures.

It is in the storm, not the calm, that a rainbow is born.

A determined seed cannot be hidden from the world, not even by dirt.

Calm skies don't make skillful eagles.

If you cry in the rain, only the sky will see your tears.

Birds keep singing beautiful songs, even if they have no audience.

Today's storms help you appreciate tomorrow’s sunshine.

Train the ears to hear more, the eyes to see more, the hands to do more, the feet to accomplish more, the mind to think more, the heart to feel more, and the soul to love more.

Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time.

Coolidge thought budgets were virtuous. He had his econ straight. He didn't just cut taxes, he also cut the budget.

I cannot judge my work while I am doing it. I have to do as painters do, stand back and view it from a distance, but not too great a distance. How great? Guess.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much

If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.

People derived too much pleasure from seeing their fellow man morally humiliated to spoil that pleasure by hearing out an explanation.

Everyone has a little bit of Howard and Chad in them. I think there's Christine in all men as well.

A lot of the time, in the past, I have played the pretty blonde in a lot of roles.

I just wanted to be a guy on the radio and I wanted to succeed, and I wanted a situation where I could be honest.